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Sunday, September 21, 2014

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Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.

Let's kiss on New Year's Eve 2013 as if we might have a future together in 2014.

Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes.

My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.

Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.

This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions.

My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.

It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.

I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.

May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.

My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

Let's put significant pressure on ourselves to have a fun New Year's Eve.

My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.

Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along.

I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.

Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.

I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.

My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.

I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.

It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.

Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.

Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.

Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.

My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.

Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.

Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.

Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.

Sorry the movie New Year's Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year's Eve.

My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.

Let's never speak of 2013 again.

Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.

My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.

For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.

I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.

Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.

Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.

Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.

Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.

I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.

The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

New Year Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls