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Sunday, August 17, 2014

Sarcastic Quotes About Love

Sarcastic Quotes About Love Biography


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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
I know I should respect your choice, but I'm finding it hard not to think you're being an idiot.
You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls.
A group of idiots led by a wise man can defeat a group of wise people led by an idiot.
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.
There are two things eternal. Human stupidity and the universe. And I'm not even sure about the universe
I may not know everything, and I have never pretended I do, but please don't treat me like I'm stupid it's very insulting.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if only people could learn how to manage their stupidity.
Common sense is not a gift,it is a punishment,because,we have to deal with every one, who does not have it.
Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated... But there is no cure for stupid.
I've finally figured it out... No, you're not stupid, you just have an extremely poor understanding of people and this thing called feelings.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
You can't argue with stupidity.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Does anyone know the number to 911?
The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel gay about it.
I feel so proud of myself, see I bought a Rubik cube and finished it in 6 months while the box said 3-4 years...
The definition of being stupid: seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and choosing to still believe the lies.
Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
Staying with someone that doesn't appreciate you isn't loyalty...it's stupidity...
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.
Life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.
The strawberry shampoo doesn't taste as good as it smells.
I've seen a lot of girls who are stuck with a guy they love but all I can say is don't let love be an excuse to be in a shitty relationship...
Arrogance is the art to be proud on his own stupidity.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
I hate when girls act dumb because they think it's cute.
If You Don't Want A SARCASTIC Answer, Don't Ask A STUPID Question...
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Haters really don't have their own life's actually. Why? Because they are so focused to live in yours.
On internet you can be anything you want, its strange that so many people choose to be stupid...
The only victories which leave no regret are those which are gained over ignorance.

One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others. ~Molière

Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins. We parry and fend the approach of our fellow-man by compliments, by gossip, by amusements, by affairs. We cover up our thought from him under a hundred folds. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Friendship," Essays, 1841

He does not believe who does not live according to his belief. ~Thomas Fuller

Whatever you condemn, you have done yourself. ~Georg Groddeck, The Book of the It, 1950

Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves. ~Author Unknown

Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all. ~William Shakespeare, Henry VI

As no roads are so rough as those that have just been mended, so no sinners are so intolerant as those that have just turned saints. ~Charles Caleb Colton

All reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for. ~Logan Pearsall Smith

The essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of myself. ~Jane Addams

That which we call sin in others is experiment for us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Experience"

All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance. ~Theodore M. Hesburgh

Go put your creed into your deed. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most melancholy thing about human nature, is, that a man may guide others into the path of salvation, without walking in it himself; that he may be a pilot, and yet a castaway. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827

Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. ~Abraham Lincoln

'Tis curious that we only believe as deeply as we live. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me. ~Josh Billings

If it were not for the intellectual snobs who pay, the arts would perish with their starving practitioners — let us thank heaven for hypocrisy. ~Aldous Huxley

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. ~H.G. Wells

Affectation is a greater enemy to the face than smallpox. ~English Proverb

The injury we do and the one we suffer are not weighed in the same scales. ~Aesop, Fables

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