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Thursday, August 7, 2014

Funny Quotes About Love

Funny Quotes About Love Biography


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A lot has been said about love. Some of that has been hilarious.



Poets aren’t the only ones to opine about romance. Witty comedians and actors have also created a well of funny quotes and one liners about love. Here are the fifty most hilarious.



I love you like a fat kid loves cake

Scott Adams


Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Richard Jeni

Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.
30 Rock

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
Lucille Ball

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Natasha Leggero

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.
Honore de Balzac

I love you and it’s getting worse.
Joseph E. Morris

You call it madness, but I call it love.
Don Byas

Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Mae West

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Oscar Wilde

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Woody Allen

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
Albert Einstein

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Jules Renard

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles Schulz

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry

A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Plato

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.
Mary Wilson

People should fall in love with their eyes closed.
Andy Warhol

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
George Burns

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.
Laurell K. Hamilton

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Jean Illsley Clarke

Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.
Author unknown

Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.
Nicholas Sparks

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
Hussein Nishah

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people
Jarod Kintz

Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.
Leo Buscaglia
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Pearl Bailey
The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Unkown

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
Unknown

If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
Chuck Palahniuk

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
Russell Brand

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charlie Brown

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Franklin P. Jones

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
Lemony Snicket

It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.
Eric Hoffer

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope

You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash. 

Jarod Kintz

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
Jerry Seinfeld

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G.K. Chesterton

Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Miss Piggy

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.

Jarod Kintz

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